Bury Our Bones With Cinema

Total Recall (1990)

Strap in, folks—this week, Ryan Etherington and Simon Keet are taking you on a mind-bending, memory-twisting, three-breasted thrill ride through Total Recall (1990)! Is it all real? Is it just a dream? Or is it just Arnold Schwarzenegger grunting his way through a Martian revolution with the subtlety of a jackhammer?
Expect deep philosophical debates (kind of), relentless puns, and more Schwarzenegger impressions than medically recommended. Plus, the episode is packed with hilarious sketches from the immensely talented Jimmy Murphy—because if you’re going to dissect a Paul Verhoeven classic, you better do it with killer sketches
Download, subscribe, and get your ass to Mars! Or at least to the play button.
 Listen now before your memory gets wiped!

The Wicker Man (1973)

Welcome to "Bury Our Bones With Cinema," the podcast dedicated to exploring classic and not-so-classic movies. In this episode, hosts Simon Keet and Ryan Etherington dive into the intriguing and enigmatic world of the 1973 film, "The Wicker Man." Journey with them as they explore the film's unique elements, including its cult status, lost footage, and the themes of belief and isolation. Discover the fascinating stories behind the film's production and the legendary performances by Christopher Lee and Edward Woodward. Join us for an insightful discussion on the defining moments of this British folk horror classic.

Jumanji (1995)

In this adventurous episode of Bury Our Bones With Cinema, hosts Ryan Etherington and Simon Keet roll the dice on the 1995 family classic, Jumanji. They explore the film’s groundbreaking blend of live-action and CGI, Robin Williams’ unforgettable performance as Alan Parrish, and the movie’s enduring themes of adventure, fear, and friendship. Along the way, they discuss Jumanji's impact on pop culture and how it set the stage for future adaptations. Plus, the episode features original music and sketches produced by Jimmy Murphy, adding a unique and entertaining twist to the conversation. Whether you're revisiting this nostalgic gem or discovering it for the first time, this episode is a must-listen for film fans and adventure seekers alike!

Hard Boiled

Ryan Etherington and Simon Keet lock and load for an adrenaline-fueled deep dive into John Woo’s Hard Boiled (1992), the Hong Kong action classic that turned slow-motion gunfights into an art form. From the unforgettable tea house shootout to the jaw-dropping hospital finale, they break down what makes this film a pinnacle of heroic bloodshed cinema. Along the way, they discuss Woo’s signature style—doves, dual pistols, and all—the legacy of Chow Yun-fat’s effortlessly cool Inspector Tequila, and how Hard Boiled became a benchmark for action filmmaking worldwide.
Original sketches and music by Jimmy Murphy, bringing humour, chaos, and a touch of melodrama to the discussion. 
Is Hard Boiled the greatest action film ever made? Could Ryan and Simon survive in a world where every conversation ends in a shootout? And just how many bullets does it take to make a masterpiece? Tune in and find out!

Hot Fuzz

This week on Bury Our Bones With Cinema, Ryan Etherington and Simon Keet head to the idyllic village of Sandford to investigate Edgar Wright’s Hot Fuzz (2007), the action-comedy masterpiece that turns small-town policing into a high-octane spectacle. With Simon Pegg’s uptight supercop and Nick Frost’s loveable action-movie fanatic leading the charge, this film is loaded with big laughs, clever callbacks, and an explosion or two.
 
Ryan unpacks Wright’s meticulous direction, the film’s pitch-perfect parody of action blockbusters, and its genius blend of over-the-top chaos and subtle British wit. Simon, meanwhile, explores the film’s unforgettable characters, absurdly quotable dialogue, and how it manages to make even the most mundane settings feel thrillingly dangerous.
 
Whether you’re here for the Cornetto Trilogy deep dive or just to laugh at the greatest fence-hopping montage ever filmed, this episode is a love letter to one of Britain’s funniest films. So grab a Cornetto, check your neighborhood watch for suspicious activity, and tune in—it’s action, laughs, and “for the greater good.”
 
 
 

Cowboys and Aliens

Yeehaw! Saddle up, space cowpokes—Bury Our Bones With Cinema is back for its Season 3 Premiere! Hosts Ryan Etherington is joined by Simon Keet and they are riding into uncharted territory with Cowboys & Aliens (2011), a movie that boldly asks, “What if cowboys fought aliens?” and then spends two hours proving no one really needed to know.
Ryan and Simon dig into this bizarre mashup of genres, starring Daniel Craig as a brooding gunslinger and Harrison Ford as a very grumpy cattleman. They’ll tackle the big questions: Why do the aliens want gold? How did Olivia Wilde glow up so literally? And is this movie actually weirdly fun, or just plain weird?
With Ryan’s sharp insights and Simon’s quick-fire humor, this premiere sets the tone for a season full of laughs, hot takes, and plenty of cinematic mischief. So hitch up your wagon, keep an eye on the skies, and tune in—Season 3 is kicking off with a bang (and a lasso)!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

This week on Bury Our Bones With Cinema, Ryan Etherington and his better half-blood, Hannah Etherington, take a magical journey back to where it all began with Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. Directed by Chris Columbus, this 2001 classic introduced audiences to the wizarding world of Hogwarts, a young hero destined for greatness, and the friendships that would shape a generation.
 
Ryan and Hannah explore the film’s enchanting visuals, pitch-perfect casting, and how it set the stage for one of the most beloved franchises in cinematic history. From the whimsy of Diagon Alley to the awe-inspiring Great Hall, they dive into the details that make this adaptation such a spellbinding experience for fans of all ages.
 
With Jimmy Murphy adding his own touch of wizardry through original music and creative sketches, this episode is a true delight for Muggles and magical folk alike.
 
Whether you’re a longtime Potterhead or just taking your first trip to Platform 9¾, this episode is sure to charm you. So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and tune in—it’s absolutely sirius!

Home Alone

Keep the change, ya filthy animal! This week on Bury Our Bones With Cinema, Ryan Etherington and Simon Keet dive into the holiday classic Home Alone (1990). Directed by Chris Columbus and written by John Hughes, this heartwarming yet hilariously violent tale of a boy defending his house from two bumbling burglars has become a yuletide staple.
 
Ryan and Simon explore the film’s perfect blend of slapstick comedy, heartfelt family drama, and Kevin McCallister’s surprisingly ruthless ingenuity. From Macaulay Culkin’s star-making performance to the iconic traps that made Harry and Marv’s lives a nightmare, they unpack why Home Alone continues to charm and delight audiences of all ages.
 
With Jimmy Murphy providing festive original music and sketches, this episode is guaranteed to deliver all the nostalgic laughs and holiday cheer you need this season.
 
Whether you’re revisiting the McCallister household for the hundredth time or discovering it for the first, this episode is a must-listen. So grab some popcorn, lock your doors, and tune in—it’s better than a cheese pizza just for you!

The Thing

In this chilling episode of Bury Our Bones With Cinema, hosts Ryan Etherington and Simon Keet dive deep into the frozen paranoia of John Carpenter’s sci-fi horror masterpiece, The Thing. With its groundbreaking practical effects, relentless tension, and themes of isolation and mistrust, Carpenter’s 1982 classic remains as terrifying as ever.
 
Ryan and Simon dissect the film’s unforgettable moments, explore its enduring cultural impact, and debate the eternal question: Who was really the Thing? Expect sharp insights, passionate takes, and a few moments of playful banter as they navigate the icy corridors of this iconic film.
 
As always, the episode is enriched by original music and sketches by the talented Jimmy Murphy, adding a unique twist that sets this podcast apart. Whether you’re a lifelong fan or a newcomer to The Thing, this episode is the perfect excuse to revisit—or discover—Carpenter’s horror masterpiece.
 
Grab your flamethrower, keep an eye on your blood samples, and tune in. Trust us—this one’s not to be missed.

A Nightmare On Elm Street

This week on Bury Our Bones With Cinema, Ryan Etherington and Simon Keet venture into the dreamlike terror of Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street. A trailblazer of the slasher genre, this 1984 classic introduced audiences to Freddy Krueger, the razor-gloved boogeyman haunting the nightmares of Elm Street’s unlucky teens.
 
Ryan and Simon peel back the layers of Craven’s masterpiece, delving into its surreal visuals, psychological horror, and the cultural phenomenon that made Freddy a horror icon. From the inventive death scenes to the deeper themes of guilt and repression, this episode promises sharp analysis and plenty of fiery debate.
 
Complementing the discussion is the always-brilliant Jimmy Murphy, whose original music and sketches bring a fresh and spooky charm to the show.
 
Whether you’re a longtime fan of Freddy’s dreamscape or dipping into horror for the first time, this episode is a perfect place to start. Just make sure you stay awake long enough to listen!